Some things that I learned today:
1. Eating a grapefruit as an orange for an afternoon snack is a bad idea.
a. They are extremely difficult to peel.
b. They are extremely juicy.
c. You will find yourself chasing every bite of grapefruit with a shot of Splenda.
2. No matter how hungry your think you are, do not eat your lunch at 11:30 in the morning.
a. You will be ravenous when you get home from class at 8.
b. It leaves you nothing to look forward to all afternoon.

Ugh, I've tried eating a grapefruit that way before too. Such a disaster. How is it possible that it actually tastes different just because it's opened differently?!? It so does, though.
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